Public PDA

 Did you spot a couple going CRAZY with their public display of affection yesterday?  Like . . . get your hand out of his pants, that's not going to make Applebee's seat you any faster, right?

--Here are some VERY USEFUL results from a survey that asked people to rank the most acceptable forms of PDA, and the most acceptable places for PDA.  Check 'em out . . .

The ten most acceptable forms of PDA are . . .

1.)  Holding hands.
2.)  Kissing on the cheek.
3.)  Linking arms.
4.)  Arms around the waist.
5.)  Arms around the shoulder.
6.)  Kissing on the lips.
7.)  Cuddling.
8.)  Butt slapping.
9.)  Kissing . . . meaning a REAL kiss, not a peck on the cheek.
10.)  Groping.

And the ten most acceptable PLACES for PDA are . . .

1.)  A nightclub.
2.)  A vacation spot.
3.)  A party.
4.)  A bar.
5.)  A TIE between the street . . . and the beach.
6.)  A bus or train station.
7.)  ON the bus or train.
8.)  A public pool.
9.)  The gym.
10.)  Work.