According to a new poll by iHeartRadio, WILL FERRELL is the funniest person in America right now.  He got 23.5% of the vote, compared with TINA FEY, who finished second with 15.9%.  Here's the Top 10 . . .

1.  Will Ferrell,  23.5%
2.  Tina Fey,  15.9%
3.  Chris Rock,  15.3%
4.  Daniel Tosh,  10.3%
5.  Jon Stewart,  8.6%
6.  Stephen Colbert,  7.8%
7.  Zach Galifianakis,  7.2%
8.  Amy Poehler,  5.4%
9.  Aziz Ansari,  3.6%
10.  Lena Dunham,  2.4%

iHeartRadio also asked who are the coolest moms in music.  The top vote-getters were, in this order:  Gwen Stefani, Sheryl Crow and Beyoncé.  (You can see the results of that poll here.)

A new survey asked bosses to name the DUMBEST excuse they'd ever heard from an employee trying to get out of work.  And if THESE are the lies people tell, they really need to learn to lie better.  Here's the top 10:

10.)  "I dyed my hair the wrong color."
9.)  "My dog is scared and I don't want to leave him."
8.)  "I drank too much and fell asleep on someone's floor, but I don't know where I am."
7.)  "I'm taking a bath and my toe is caught in the faucet."
6.)  "My pants split on the way to work."
5.)  "The dog ate my shoes."
4.)  "I hurt myself during sex."
3.)  "I'm stuck in the house because the door is broken."
2.)  "My girlfriend bit me in a 'sensitive' place."
1.)  "My mom just died" . . . from an employee who'd used that excuse once before.

DON'T USE THESE.  Even if those are the real reasons you don't want to do go work DON'T use them.  Just say your sick. 

The Top 10 "HAND CLAPS" in rock history are listed here:

http://ultimateclassicrock.com/hand-clap-songs/

I don't know how "new" they went, but "I'll Be There For You" by The Rembrandts - the "Friends" theme - has a pretty memorable hand clap moment if you ask me!

This may be one of the funniest...and most obnoxious...videos ever!

Victoria's Secret has released its annual What Is Sexy list . . . which is supposedly chosen by the Victoria's Secret models themselves.  Here it is . . .

Sexiest Actress:  Jessica Chastain
Sexiest Style:  Nina Dobrev
Sexiest Legs:  Blake Lively
Sexiest Bikini Body:  Rihanna
Sexiest Hair:  Amanda Seyfried
Sexiest Smile:  Zoe Saldana
Sexiest Eyes:  Zooey Deschanel
Sexiest Lips:  Kerry Washington
Sexiest Sense of Humor:  Jennifer Lawrence
Sexiest Mom:  Giuliana Rancic
Sexiest Songstress:  Beyoncé
Sexiest International Import:  Emilia Clarke from "Game of Thrones"
Sexiest Summer Glow:  Hayden Panettiere
Sexiest Sporty Style:  Ashley Greene
Sexiest TV Cast:  "Revenge"
Sexiest Cyber Stars:  The Tone It Up Girls
Sexiest Tweeter:  Elizabeth Banks
Sexiest Up & Coming Bombshell:  Chloe Bridges from"The Carrie Diaries"
Sexiest Curves:  Shakira

(Check out video of the girls themselves announcing the winners here.)